Hmpf

  Bleagh.  Life.  Who on God's green earth really likes it?  I think that, if we were not possessed of a stupid and illogical fear of death, our little human species would have died out many millenia ago, because our sapient ancestors must, surely, have been aware of how much life sucks, and they would have wasted not a moment in ending it.  Therefore, those of us who are their posterity would never have suffered the intolerable burden of being forced to experience life, even for a short time.  It was awfully sadistic (not to mention self-destructive) of them not to commit suicide and protect us from being born...
Yes.  As my reader has undoubtedly noticed, I am extremely grumpy and tired.  I am off to the most boringest class upon the face of this quarter in approximately six minutes.  The teacher, I kid you not, puts up a Power Point of selected little bits from the indifferently executed textbook and then reads off of it.  Yes, dear friends, he commits the Cardinal Sin of Power Points!  He just sits there and reeeeeaaaaads!!!!!  Ah!!!  Monotonously!  Without expansion, enlivenment, or even necessary explanation!  Oh, he explains the things that I already understand, and expands on the things that are already so expanded that if they were human they would need, as one dude in the Bible did, an iron bedstead of astronomical proportions.  Gah!  Death By Slideshow!  If only it would kill me, then I wouldn't have to spend four-and-a-half hours per week enduring it...
I have to go.

~Hugo the HOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIBLE!