Friday, November 23, 2012

Cranato(e)s III


Dearest Reader,
     I am pleased to inform you that Hugo the Horrible has accepted Joe’s mentality of “Cranatoes are Delicious.”
     Seriously, though. He’s turned to the Joe side. In honor of this glorious occasion, I am using this wondrous font. Awesome like Hugo’s decision, right?
     It’s such a delectable dish. If you are unsure what cranatoes are, see the last paragraph in the original cranatoes post: http://tmao3bd.blogspot.com/2010/11/cranatoes.html
     Oh, Hugo, you magnificent being, I applaud your meal. Truly, I do. Thank you for believing in me when my entire family, though happy I was home from college, were entirely skeptical of my choice of food. They’re missing out. They’ve no idea.
     Aside from cranatoes, lefse is amazing. It’s Norwegian and it’s made from potatoes and it’s terribly great.
     Yes, there’s a very… potato-y theme, I’m aware.
     Also, I’d like to add it may have taken me two years, but I’ve realized “cranatoes” should really be spelled as “cranatos.” Forgive this horrible oversight. At least now I know why this business hasn’t taken off, yet.
     Well, that’s all I have. I’m tired. I’ve been hungry, despite that amazing dinner. And I’m not feeling up to my usual Joe self. Perhaps it’s because my family has forced me into an actual bedroom in an actual house. My first night here, I woke up at 4:01am and thought I’d fallen asleep in some academic building in a storage room. So, I checked the time on my cell phone, freaked out thinking I’d been locked in and may not be able to get out in time for class (quite a unique excuse my professor would have probably told future classes for years). Well, I leapt from that bed (no, I didn’t think about it) and ran into the hallway. I was in the living room before I realized.
     Thanksgiving break… It’s going to stay interesting, I just know it. Also, tomorrow, I will hopefully see Bebo, Lenard, and two others of some relation to those two (who are of no relation to each other).  Yes, it shall definitely be interesting.
Joe