Yes, ladies and gentlehobos, dwarves and dancers, nerds and female maroon autos, it is I. Hugo. I have come back to you after my three months' absence. I, from whom you never expected to hear again, have set the echoing corridors of this cardboard blog ringing with my dulcet tones once more. Do those dulcet tones fall sweetly upon your grateful ears? Are you pleased at my reappearance? Did you miss me dreadfully and soak your melancholy pillows each night with anguished tears at my prolonged absence?
Alas, I know that it is not so. You never missed me. Ah, well, such is the fate of scruffy old hobos who wear tattered crimson rags and sit on the side of the road spouting wisdom and prophecy and maudlin purple prose.
Okay, now that that is out of my system...
Hi! 'Sup? My summer was, like, totally great. How was yours? Joe? Did you find any cute nail polish? I so did. It was, like, hot pink. So pretty! I wore it with that adorable outfit that I bought at Forever 21. You know, the one that I got for, like, twenty bucks. I couldn't believe it! It was, like, a steal! I just had to have it! Totally! Well, I have to go and, like, do PoliSci reading and stuff. OMG! I LOVE PoliSci! The teacher is, like, so funny. It's just great. Well, I've gotta go. See ya!
~Hugo
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