Well, my very dear Virtually Nonexistent Virtual Blog Readers, it has come to my attention that one of you (I should say, all of you, since you seem to only consist of one person, that person being the Dancing Dwarf) is horribly offended by our new serial, Happy Rotter Strikes Again. As I said in a comment posted under Chapter One, it is not at all our intention to demean the writings of J. K. Rowling. Joe and I love J. K. Rowling, and we love the story of the Boy Who Lived. That, beloved V.N.V.B.R.'s, is precisely why we embarked on our current spree of joyously uncontained mockery: we mock those whom we most love and admire. If our expressions of affectionate esteem have in any way offended you, please chill out. Stop being quite so serious. Seriousness is bad for the complexion, and it makes one's nose look dreadfully large. There is nothing so unbecoming as seriousness. Silliness, on the other hand, shrinks one's nose down to nothing, and it is excellent for the complexion. Take me, for example. I have a minuscule nose, and my complexion--well, never mind about that. Nobody is ever allowed to see my complexion, anyway.
Finally, my brethren, bear these things in mind when the next installment of Happy Rotter comes out. Remember that we are not being serious, and remember that you should not be serious, either. That way, we can all be happy, and frivolous, and make fun of whomever we wish without fear of offence.
~Hugo
This is a ghost blog!
ReplyDelete~Hugo
Yes, sure. Right.
ReplyDeleteWait, what?
Joe
You know, a ghost town has been abandoned by all human beings, and a ghost blog has been abandoned by all readers. We, the two remaining Desperados, are the buildings.
ReplyDelete~Hugo