Of Obese Bananas

Bananas are curious things, don't you think? I mean, they're yellow, they get spots, and they are interestingly shaped. Kind of like what I expect a kidney would look like. But skinnier. The kidney of an anorexic person, maybe. Plus its yellow. Did I mention that? Anyway. Bananas are kind of awesome. In my class, I have to research obesity. Somehow that made me think of bananas. Somehow. I don't know how. They have seemingly no connection. But they are yellow. And sometimes fat people are yellow. If they fall into a vat of yellow paint. Hmmmm....Um, here: Bananas are food, and fat people like food. Obviosously. This is mean. I feel like I'm insulting fat people. BUT I"M NOT!! Because I really, truly am jelous of fat people. I mean, I shake and shiver ALL WINTER LONG in my little carboard box, wrapped in my facebook and clutching my pork jerky. And my fat friend just sits comfortably in his box, calmly snoring, oblivious of the racket made by my chattering teeth. I mean, how on earth does a hobo get FAT? We don't get much food. We are always moving. We have to carry our house around on our backs. It takes some serious talent to become a fat hobo. I have an idea. Maybe bananas are jelous of fat people, too! I mean think of it. Bananas are skinny, and yellow, and shaped like a kidney. What if they want to be bigger, and non-yellow and shaped like an apple or a pear or something?? Those poor bananas. They just want to be round. Can you blame them?? I can't. Maybe I will start a new kind of bananas. Obese bananas. They shall be roundish and non-kidney shaped. Oh yes. I think I shall do this. They will be like a yellow orange. But mushy. I can start a grocery store too. That only serves round bananas. and I will call it: Bebo's Obese Bananas. I can see it now. can you? no? try harder. Cuz this will be HUGE. that was not a pun. No, this is gonna be good. This is gooooing to be great. this is going to be.....BEBO"S OBESE BANANAS!!!! (Coming soon to a street corner near you)