Make Someone Uncomfortable!

    It's International Make Someone Uncomfortable day! I have already made Bebo nervous by my talk of a second brain. I'm also made myself uncomfortable because I have practically no immune system and felt somewhat sick. It's been a successful holiday. Although, I still have school. The making of someone uncomfortable is not deemed worthy enough by our college to grant us a break. I'm in class right now. Oh, what wonderful smell as coffee wafts through this room. I do believe that Bebo, Hugo, and I made the early birds to my class anxious. We were on our computers, laughing and doing certain... things. They don't belong in this class. Oh, the nerve! But they have left, now. I told them to de-smoke the gym, but Bebo was being a rebel to any type of authority.

    I should warn you I'm a distractible person who drifts off into tangents. I apologize in advance for this fault of mine. I met someone today, and they noticed this flaw in minutes. I stayed on topic! I did!!!

    Today I pondered, with my comrades, of the day where I could stick a squirrel under my toque. That's a fancy word for a chef's hat. I learned it today. The only problem with this is that I can't cook. I can't make macaroni in a box! I wonder what the squirrel would make me do... I'd probably be stuffing its cheeks with nuts all day. How I miss that friendly squirrel... Of course, there are some nice ones on campus. I can't wait until I have time to make friends with them!

    I do believe this is where I leave you. Just remember three things: Squirrels are evil. However, they are cute and cuddly, so make them friends. If they are your foes, you will die.

    Joe