Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The Hobo's Un-Hobo, Hobo Mother

Hello, dear reader. Even though I have close to nothing to write about, I feel compelled to, because far be it from me to write a blog post more than a day after my comrades!
            The first order of business is to make you aware that I have, in fact, started a new blog. “Waiting for the Green Horizon.” It’s about the more serious matters and opinions in my life. Here’s the link: http://waitingforthegreenhorizon.blogspot.com/ 
            As of now, I am surrounded by merely two cats. Usually, it is closer to four. I am a devoted cat person. Plus, they flock around me, silly things. Don’t they realize I’ve almost killed them all with my clumsiness? Apparently not.
            My wonderful, un-hobo mother was walking around a soccer field the other night, in a giant, squashy coat, her hair (which, if you have seen it in all its mess of curls, you would understand), a beanie, and she was carrying a flute case. Needless to say, she got quite a lot of stares from the team practicing there, as they thought she was, in fact, a hobo.
            I find that while school is out for me, I am getting less sleep, and fewer things done. Yes, I have all the time I could want, but I still manage to procrastinate for days in taking a plate out of my whirl winded room. (Yes, my cardboard box is rather exquisite.) I seem to be a master in procrastination, unless I feel the overwhelming urge to do something. I can even procrastinate when I’m starving. I’ve been hungry for thirteen hours now. I should probably do something about that…
            As soon as I finish writing this, I am handing my laptop to my sister to lock away from me for the majority of the day. Hopefully, it will be an incentive to make me do something. But I have all these books! This will be a challenge.
            I feel the need to stalk someone, someone I have never stalked before. Oh! Wait, no, I’ve stalked all of my cats before. They never really recovered from that. Ugh. I have no ideas. Hmm. Maybe I should stalk myself… But, shush! Don’t tell me!
            Joe

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