moose....mooses?? moosen?? meece?

A moose is a moose, correct? yes, it is correct. i know this. but what is a herd of these adorable brown creatures called?? Yesterday as I sat in my leaky cardboard box chewing on a piece of pork jerky, i spotted a moose. And then another. And another. AND, being the obsessive, compulsive hobo that i am, i HAD to name them. So it was Nosy, and Mooo and Moosey and Charger. After the naming, i could be found atop a tall tree, fore as i tried to introduce myself to the last nameless moose, he decided that it was time to act like a grocery-store teller and charge me. I would have preferred a bill....anyway. These are my....um...mooses? M....Moosen? Seriously, what is the plural of moose? Well....Moose ryhmes with Goose, and the plural of Goose is Geese, so perhaps it is Meese. my herd of meese. No, that does not sound right. But i like it. So Meese it is!! haha. you may tell me that my grasp of the english language is so weak that I could be considered an iliterate fool. Congradulations, you are right. but I am a Hobo and that is my escuse for somethings most things everything. EVERYTHING. DON'T argue with me, i will sic my meese on you!! ha, ha....meese. its fun to say. So now i feel accomplished. I have a herd of meese. That wasn't on my bucket list before but it now is....with a checkmark next to it. Ohhhh how i love to feel accomplished. I may trim my beard just to fuel more of this delightful feeling.....nah. i hear the forecast calls for snow this weekend and i need to be ready.
Well, nowwwww, I am going to go play with my meese. perhaps Charger is feeling more friendly...or perhaps i will be spending the night in the tree. I don't mind. I like trees. And meese.
The end
Bebo